Jacks tweets make me chuckle
Man some of those are duuuumb haha
abelzumi asked:
Protect The Rock at all costs
The Rock: “Boy, you better recognize we live out here in the country. It’s 110 degrees, you better get your little ass across this road.” [Camera turns to the turtle, The Rock narrates in a higher pitched voice] “Get your big ass away from me, you son of a bitch!” [Camera turns back to The Rock, he resumes his normal voice] “…Turtle soup.” [laughing]
abelzumi asked:
filibusterfrog answered:

everyone needs a bit of a cry sometimes